Christian Mistress‘ Agony and Opium was one of the best metal-albums of 2010 and we completely forgot to share this with you, our beloved Roadburn readers.

From San Francisco’s aQuarius Records: First, a couple things, we doubt that these rockers are Christian, and the only lady in the band seems more like a “Ms.” than a Mistress. But, yeah, that’s a very metal sounding name ain’t it??

Now, we know that ’70s and ’80s influenced heavy metal isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but then neither is doomdronedirge or lo-fi garage pop or groovy porno soundtracks or lots of other things… and we wouldn’t be being true to ourselves if we didn’t make this a Record Of The Week!

After all, some of us here have done nothing but listen to this non-stop since it showed up. Plus, maybe this IS your cup of tea and you wouldn’t have known that if we didn’t really push it.

For those of you who are into traditional metal sounds, like those of the NWOBHM (and thus know what NWOBHM stands for), Christian Mistress should be an immediate hit. Everyone else, well, if you’re gonna get just ONE heavy metal record this year, it’d be pretty cool (for you) if it was this one.

The debut from Olympia’s Christian Mistress, actually looks more crusty punk than heavy metal, and comes out on a label better known for doom and sludge than “True” heavy metal. Yet this is true all right. Not only boasting shredding twin guitars, but melodies and SONGS, and a singer, Christine Davis, who not only can sing but has a “VOICE”. Sorry for the all caps, and quotes, but we’re excited.

What we mean is, she’s got a voice that is unique and memorable, as well as being able to carry a tune. Pretty special in this day and age. We’d probably have to compare her, among female metal vocalists, to Kate De Lombaert from ’80s Belgian band Acid, not that we expect everybody to know who that is…
Davis could also appeal to fans of Hammers Of Misfortune, and Jex Thoth, though she doesn’t sound like those female singers, her voice much more raw, deeper, with a slight rasp in fact. But sweet enough for us! It’s powerful yet melancholic character goes well with her lyrics, serious ones about such subjects as love and (we think) addiction, she stays away from trite metal cliches.

Meanwhile, musically, the band shows itself to be steeped in the “old ways”, dedicated students of Judas Priest and early Iron Maiden, the NWOBHM, Metallica, Megadeth, etc… plugging into the timelessness of the best traditional metal, while still sounding fresh and vital. Exciting, and emotional.

Christian Mistress go for quality not quantity here, offering up six killer songs in just over 27 minutes. From opening track ‘Riding On The Edges’ onwards, the listener is treated to sheer headbanging joy, adrenalized gallop, heavy riffs, spiralling spires of intertwined lead guitar, and both melody and energy in large doses.

All six songs are excellent, with maybe ‘Desert Rose’ especially standing out come chorus-time… and we’ll mention how the last cut, ‘Omega Stone’, starts off in gentle, acoustic mode, Davis singing quietly, wearily, for several minutes, building into some psychedelic soloing, before the band bursts into frenetic, triumphant, rapid riffing for the track’s final moments. It’s probably the song on this album that an audience would be most likely to raise their lighters for, and we mean that in a good way!

And then as soon as it’s over, we’re already hitting play to hear the disc again once more, to get another Christian Mistress fix. Here, and elsewhere, they achieve a sense of drama without being at all corny. Instead, this disc comes off as classy, majestic, and inspired. And about as hooky as can be. We’re always talking about how this or that black metal or ambient drone or whatever band is “actually” writing pop songs underneath all the buzz, distortion and / or screaming.

Well, here’s a band that’s heavy and metal… and DEFINITELY writing pop songs, of the stick-in-your-head variety. Your head that’s banging at the same time. Basically, the current crop of retro metallers (not to mention all indie rock bands, if we look at this from a metal-centric perspective) just got their asses handed to them by Christian Mistress. Old school, but original.

We’re not the only ones freaking out over Christian Mistress. 20 Buck Spin, obviously. And, Fenriz loves ‘em! In fact, we might have first heard of Christian Mistress ’cause the Darkthrone drummer mentioned them in an interview or something. And while we don’t agree with Fenriz about all his many cult band crushes, he was right about these guys (and girl).

Also, the other day we happened to be playing this in the presence of Mike Scalzi from Slough Feg, who volunteered that “this band is awesome”… and he usually doesn’t like ANYTHING.

At 40 years old, Aquarius is the oldest independent record store in San Francisco. We try to only carry music we love, and we’re always searching for more new, cool, weird and wonderful music. All of which we then share with you, our loyal customers.